Saturday, October 14, 2006
LAST RITES
So i'm lisnin to a DJ on de radio tellin me to liv evry day like is my las'............got me to tinkin. dat may not be de bes advice for evrybody. wat woud dem ppl who been disadvantaged all they lives do? go Columbine on we rass? i shiver to tink wat we politicians would do. wat would i do? i got this blow-by-blow plan for my las day on this here mudheap.
00.00 - 03.00 hrs. - i would be in a nite club, preferably at de bar. fried fish an Banks Beer (GT Banks, not that Bajan ****) a few good frenz, male an female, strike dat, jus the fellas...so we could gyaff bout de hits, de misses an watsnot witout offendin anybody.
03.05 - 03.30 hrs - me life cyaan end witout visitin Jerries (is a pity de place aint online, gotta talk to de man) anyways...a las minute bite an a couple mo Banks (in Guyana beer is Banks) wit those i consider frenz. to de haterz i'd wish that a thousand leaches infest their balls or their weaves be overrun with fleas.
03.35 - 03.40 hrs (giv or tek a few mins.) - hav sex wit my gurl. It's my las' day goddamit!!!
03.40 - 11.00 hrs - sleep.
11.00 - 11.30 hrs - tek a shit.
11.30 - 11.31 hrs - tell my landlord wat i tink of her.
11.31 - 12.00 hrs - tek a shower.
12.00 - 13.00 hrs - eat (hopefully by then my girl would hav cooked - i'm allergic to fire)
13.00 - 13.30 hrs - get dressed, head to the dvd club, get a bad-for-days porn an two good movies (hopefully ghost rider would be out by then)
13.30 - 17.00 - movies (minus the porn)
17.00 - 21.00 - practice as much as i can wat i see on dat porn, give in to my girl's every sexual whim an fantasy ('cept bondage and spankin of me, she mite get ideas).
21.00 - 23.00 - recuperate, talk to my girl, call a few family members, alicia keys and george W. (tell him wat i tink of him).
23.00 - 23.55 - bawl like a baby with a shitty diaper.
23.55 - 00.00 - get down on my knees an pray to gawd dat there isnt a heavem an hell cuz u kno where i gon end up.
Goodbye cruel world.
I'm out.
00.00 - 03.00 hrs. - i would be in a nite club, preferably at de bar. fried fish an Banks Beer (GT Banks, not that Bajan ****) a few good frenz, male an female, strike dat, jus the fellas...so we could gyaff bout de hits, de misses an watsnot witout offendin anybody.
03.05 - 03.30 hrs - me life cyaan end witout visitin Jerries (is a pity de place aint online, gotta talk to de man) anyways...a las minute bite an a couple mo Banks (in Guyana beer is Banks) wit those i consider frenz. to de haterz i'd wish that a thousand leaches infest their balls or their weaves be overrun with fleas.
03.35 - 03.40 hrs (giv or tek a few mins.) - hav sex wit my gurl. It's my las' day goddamit!!!
03.40 - 11.00 hrs - sleep.
11.00 - 11.30 hrs - tek a shit.
11.30 - 11.31 hrs - tell my landlord wat i tink of her.
11.31 - 12.00 hrs - tek a shower.
12.00 - 13.00 hrs - eat (hopefully by then my girl would hav cooked - i'm allergic to fire)
13.00 - 13.30 hrs - get dressed, head to the dvd club, get a bad-for-days porn an two good movies (hopefully ghost rider would be out by then)
13.30 - 17.00 - movies (minus the porn)
17.00 - 21.00 - practice as much as i can wat i see on dat porn, give in to my girl's every sexual whim an fantasy ('cept bondage and spankin of me, she mite get ideas).
21.00 - 23.00 - recuperate, talk to my girl, call a few family members, alicia keys and george W. (tell him wat i tink of him).
23.00 - 23.55 - bawl like a baby with a shitty diaper.
23.55 - 00.00 - get down on my knees an pray to gawd dat there isnt a heavem an hell cuz u kno where i gon end up.
Goodbye cruel world.
I'm out.
# posted by kai @ 6:10 AM 
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Boy look, you duz mek me laff out loud!
I want to live until I am 90-something, touching 100 years old.
The other day I ask my frien, what you would do if you know you have only 1 hour left to live. He say he don't know. I say, I gon bathe, brush me teeth and pray.
I want to live until I am 90-something, touching 100 years old.
The other day I ask my frien, what you would do if you know you have only 1 hour left to live. He say he don't know. I say, I gon bathe, brush me teeth and pray.
Hahaha, that's so funny. So lemme see, sleep for 7hours, why so much sleep when yu going to be 'sleeping' after this; a 5min quicky and 4 hours sex. Hmm, lemme think what I'd be doing. Some good post this weekend boy.
You on last 24hrs, GG on what a person would like to be and CoolDestiny has a wicked car driving link.
You on last 24hrs, GG on what a person would like to be and CoolDestiny has a wicked car driving link.
Nice to know that you can save 1/2hr of your last day for an active bowel movement.
Jus' pray seh the ol' bowels not bin' up on the day in question, or that you get the runs, which takes you over your appointed time..
Guess planning this is good, so that you don't shit yu pants when the time comes ; )
Jus' pray seh the ol' bowels not bin' up on the day in question, or that you get the runs, which takes you over your appointed time..
Guess planning this is good, so that you don't shit yu pants when the time comes ; )
lol @ 'fro. what a shitty las day dat would be.
GG - the weddin wasn't bad. at least not the part that i caught.
say, does the groom hav to take off the bride's garter with his mouth in the islands? de groom was under de dress for a while. the bride was radiant.
GG - the weddin wasn't bad. at least not the part that i caught.
say, does the groom hav to take off the bride's garter with his mouth in the islands? de groom was under de dress for a while. the bride was radiant.
Thanks for cruizing through my blog. Glad to see that you have your final day all well planned out :)
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