Som o' dis som o' dat

So its 1.04 in the a.m. I'm at work as usual. Jus came in from home. actually i jus got bak from a pub. was beatin some vodka an cranberry an playin pools. went home but didnt feel like sleepin. so i stripped down to my fruit of the looms an stepped into the moonlight. dropped my drawers and communed with nature. 'twas a lovely feelin havin the wind whistlin pass my ass crack. psssssssssswwww. how crude. then i turned around and there was my sista starin in disbelief at my so bared posterior. wat's a man to do wen he's caught wit his drawz down? i told the truth . my nuts were hot, the breeze was a blowin so i took advantage of the situation. needless to say she wasnt unnerstandin. so i grabbed my tracks an a tee and hightailed it to work. now that's like a two-mile walk. u gotta remember, i was under de V&CJ so it didnt occur to me to call a taxi. i walked. a quite innerestin walk it was too. on de way i got two propositions, one from a lady with a voice like barry white. i also saw a house where the ppl were so poor they didnt even have a door. or maybe they were so poor they had nothing to lose but cool breeze. actually saw ppl sleepin on de floor in de house. brought back unpleasant memories...but not for long. was soon in a bandit prone area an was prayin...gawd u kno i want to die wit my virginity intact. dont want to be anybody's bitch, even if nobody else knows. so i reach to wuk an de cross of a security guard is to ask if i aint got a house. man, i nearly tell she how she mudda mek she but i hav a little brought-upsy (upbringing) so i let it ride. anyways...dats de programme for me. this day gone unfurl nice nice. i got a feelin bout it. leh we see wat happen...


I'm out.