Som o' dis som o' dat

DRUMROLL

2006-11-23T09:25:00.000-08:00

So...i'v moved. Again. Catch me here.

AND STILL I RISE...

2006-11-23T03:51:00.000-08:00

still around. tings a bit chaotic here. supposed to be movin to a new crib this weekend. gotta work on exactly wat i gon tell me landlady bout she rass. iv been checkin out wordpress. settin up somn over there. but i deh suh helta skelta these days...tryin to survive an keep de black o me skin. we gon catch up.

I'm out.

SUP Y'ALL

2006-11-10T15:48:00.000-08:00

Yeh yeh yeh...de prodigal drunk returns. jus been keepin low these past few days. wukin hard like a mofo. de usual. got a lil ting pon de side. no, not anotha woman. got a call to model for a boutique. 'magine dat. see me in tite pants an shirt. tuckin in me rass guts. wat a sight. all me sistas laffin me. anyways ppl...juslettin de massive kno de i still around.

I'm out.

FREE SPEECH ONLINE UNDER THREAT

2006-10-27T15:23:00.000-07:00

Bloggers are being asked to show their support for freedom of expression by Amnesty International.
The human rights group also wants web log writers to highlight the plight of fellow bloggers jailed for what they wrote in their online journals.
The organisation said fundamental rights such as free speech faced graver threats than ever before.
The campaign coincides with the start of a week-long UN-organised conference that will debate the future of the net.

Read the rest here

THE LONG WALK

2006-10-23T22:09:00.000-07:00

So its 1.04 in the a.m. I'm at work as usual. Jus came in from home. actually i jus got bak from a pub. was beatin some vodka an cranberry an playin pools. went home but didnt feel like sleepin. so i stripped down to my fruit of the looms an stepped into the moonlight. dropped my drawers and communed with nature. 'twas a lovely feelin havin the wind whistlin pass my ass crack. psssssssssswwww. how crude. then i turned around and there was my sista starin in disbelief at my so bared posterior. wat's a man to do wen he's caught wit his drawz down? i told the truth . my nuts were hot, the breeze was a blowin so i took advantage of the situation. needless to say she wasnt unnerstandin. so i grabbed my tracks an a tee and hightailed it to work. now that's like a two-mile walk. u gotta remember, i was under de V&CJ so it didnt occur to me to call a taxi. i walked. a quite innerestin walk it was too. on de way i got two propositions, one from a lady with a voice like barry white. i also saw a house where the ppl were so poor they didnt even have a door. or maybe they were so poor they had nothing to lose but cool breeze. actually saw ppl sleepin on de floor in de house. brought back unpleasant memories...but not for long. was soon in a bandit prone area an was prayin...gawd u kno i want to die wit my virginity intact. dont want to be anybody's bitch, even if nobody else knows. so i reach to wuk an de cross of a security guard is to ask if i aint got a house. man, i nearly tell she how she mudda mek she but i hav a little brought-upsy (upbringing) so i let it ride. anyways...dats de programme for me. this day gone unfurl nice nice. i got a feelin bout it. leh we see wat happen...

I'm out.

EASY ON A SUNDAY MORN

2006-10-22T05:52:00.000-07:00

Jus chillin here in de office. literally. de freakin AC unit for som reason aint adjustin. so its either hot or cold and since we're not yet allowed to walk around the office nekkid i opted for the cold. hav a cup of coffee (first for the weekend) and an idea of what i' like to eat. but its all good. for some unfathomable reason i'm in a good mood. could it be becuz i haven't drank any licker this weekend? could it be the light of the diwali festival glowin in my soul? or was it the sunshine dat kissed my ass wen i stepped nekkid into the yard this mornin? dunno...but i singin praises for this small reprieve. rite now i'm lisnin to john mayer croonin 'waitin on the world to change.' de man jus singin to my soul. i gon look pon de changes as they happen. eager reporters (on a sunday? rite) visits to the hospital to see the latest DOA (hopefully we got a few politicians listed) a check wit the police to see whodunnit and assorted sources to find out watagwan on this oh so blissful day.
waitin on the world to change...

I'm out.

ME DEH YAH

2006-10-19T15:19:00.000-07:00

Jus lettin de massive know de man still alive. I got more drama than TNT rite now but i gon tek it easy pon dis post. so wat u good folks been up to dis week?

LAST RITES

2006-10-14T06:10:00.000-07:00

So i'm lisnin to a DJ on de radio tellin me to liv evry day like is my las'............got me to tinkin. dat may not be de bes advice for evrybody. wat woud dem ppl who been disadvantaged all they lives do? go Columbine on we rass? i shiver to tink wat we politicians would do. wat would i do? i got this blow-by-blow plan for my las day on this here mudheap.

00.00 - 03.00 hrs. - i would be in a nite club, preferably at de bar. fried fish an Banks Beer (GT Banks, not that Bajan ****) a few good frenz, male an female, strike dat, jus the fellas...so we could gyaff bout de hits, de misses an watsnot witout offendin anybody.

03.05 - 03.30 hrs - me life cyaan end witout visitin Jerries (is a pity de place aint online, gotta talk to de man) anyways...a las minute bite an a couple mo Banks (in Guyana beer is Banks) wit those i consider frenz. to de haterz i'd wish that a thousand leaches infest their balls or their weaves be overrun with fleas.

03.35 - 03.40 hrs (giv or tek a few mins.) - hav sex wit my gurl. It's my las' day goddamit!!!

03.40 - 11.00 hrs - sleep.

11.00 - 11.30 hrs - tek a shit.

11.30 - 11.31 hrs - tell my landlord wat i tink of her.

11.31 - 12.00 hrs - tek a shower.

12.00 - 13.00 hrs - eat (hopefully by then my girl would hav cooked - i'm allergic to fire)

13.00 - 13.30 hrs - get dressed, head to the dvd club, get a bad-for-days porn an two good movies (hopefully ghost rider would be out by then)

13.30 - 17.00 - movies (minus the porn)

17.00 - 21.00 - practice as much as i can wat i see on dat porn, give in to my girl's every sexual whim an fantasy ('cept bondage and spankin of me, she mite get ideas).

21.00 - 23.00 - recuperate, talk to my girl, call a few family members, alicia keys and george W. (tell him wat i tink of him).

23.00 - 23.55 - bawl like a baby with a shitty diaper.

23.55 - 00.00 - get down on my knees an pray to gawd dat there isnt a heavem an hell cuz u kno where i gon end up.

Goodbye cruel world.

I'm out.

WHAT A SHITE...

2006-10-13T09:15:00.000-07:00

The Americas II cable which provides internet service here was down for a few...sheer blows. nuttin much has happened in the interim. did bend up some beers wednesday nite...and lasnite. probably again tonite. dont plan on spendin any of my cash tonite tho. got a weddin to go to tomoro nite. looks like dat cut-down-on-alcohol-consumption-intention is comin under serious pressure. but i gon try an tek it easy.

I'm out.

I'M ON A ROLL

2006-10-09T09:15:00.000-07:00

Dunno...i'v suddenly entered a health conscious phase. hav cut down on sugar, coffee, coca cola, junk food, reading all nite, spankin de monkey (dats a bareface lie!!!) an ogling other ppl women (dis is potentially de mos detrimental to one's health). To top dat off, i spent an entire weekend without devil sauce. went to a wake lasnite an de licker did deh dora dora (plentiful) but i jus cut me eye pon it. But i aint promisin anybody to take up jogging, long walks or tae-bo. i goin an buy a bicycle an cruise pon de road, hopefully de belly gon drop off along de way. mebbe i'll be able to giv my girl an impediment-free romp in de sack wen she return.
If she returns. learnt a long time ago to leave room for disappointment.

I'm out.

UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

2006-10-07T04:34:00.000-07:00

Sorry peeps. It's been a hectic week plus blogger was bein bitchy...anyways. It's Saturday mornin an I'm alochol-free. It's a blinkin miracle! Can't remember the last time this happened. Don' think i've ever seen the Saturday sun so bright, the birds so noisome, the air so crisp...gotta do this more often. ok, enuff of the f**kery. Truth is...it dawned on me (!) dat i spend the most money on weekends, especially friday nites, so i've decided to stop partyin on friday nites. plus it'll also cut down on the alcohol consumption, well... not necessarily, but is a brilliant plan eh? I pass one friday nite without partyin. leh we see how long dis gone las'

I'm out.

WHAT THE...

2006-10-04T15:55:00.000-07:00

Now wat the fcuk has happened to this blog!?

WHY MEN CHEAT

2006-10-01T09:09:00.000-07:00

In the midst of beating some serious Absolut and coconut water last night a female friend sprang the question – why do men cheat? Her question came on the heels of various anecdotes of sexcapades as recounted by some military acquintances of mine. But that's another gyaff. Her question was one I'd actually given some thought a while back. What i came up with then is that men creep because they can...or more attractively put, because of availability. What this means is that men cheat because sex is so easy to get. My goodly brethren pretty much voiced the same opinion last night. But then I started to think...if it is so easy for men to get sex then it's got to be triple times easier for women!!! Men are always ready to get it on. At least mentally. Women are bombarded with far more sexual propositions than men. I can't remember the last time a really hot looking mamacita just walked up and told me she wanted bang the livin daylights outta me. But the most hideous looking of brothers would approach the gorgeous browning on the beach and propose things that would make R. Kelly blush. So, you see...availability really doesn't answer the question. Is it true then that men are emotionally weaker than women? Or is it a manifestation of an atavistic hunter instinct? How about commitment issues? I dunno...wat u think?

No, I don't cheat.

TREMORS

2006-09-29T09:31:00.000-07:00

Guyana doesn't usually experience noticeable tremors but today we had a couple dat mek ppl run an tun up dem eyes to de heavens. every man jack evacuate we office. at firs i thought it was a big truck passin outta road but den de ting continue so i tinkin is a whole convoy a trucks. but den me rass chair start move an de place look slight tilted...almos had me tinkin i had one too many...den i remember i aint tek nuttin yet. was havin de daily muster at de time. de meetin stop. everybody look up, look roun, bruk out de door!!! but a quick tinkin cameraman grab a camera an tape firs...kudos to him...turn out there was a 6.0 quake offshore Venezuela

at de end of it all we had a nice lil lime in de yard...all dat was missin was de drinks. no strain tho, i gon correct dat tonite. i got three parties to attend and de club. then there's de after party, after club lime at Jerries - home away from home. Iwonder how much i can drink in a nite without passin out...hmmm.

I'm out.

ORIGIN OF NIGGER

2006-09-29T09:16:00.000-07:00

The history of the word nigger is often traced to the Latin word niger, meaning black. This word became the noun negro (black person) in English, and simply the color black in Spanish and Portuguese. In Early Modern French niger became negre and, later, negress (black woman) was unmistakably a part of lexical history.
One can compare to negre the derogatory nigger and earlier English substitutes such as negar, neegar, neger, and niggor that developed into its lexico-semantic true version in English.
It is probable that nigger is a phonetic spelling of the white Southern mispronunciation of Negro.

taken from www.aaregistry.com

I WAS GONNA...BUT THEN I GOT HIGH

2006-09-28T09:58:00.000-07:00

AMERIE - NO COMMENT

2006-09-28T09:23:00.000-07:00

PORTIA 40 YEARS AGO?

2006-09-28T09:09:00.000-07:00

testing, testing

2006-09-28T04:18:00.000-07:00

The blogger formerly known as bakannal_luva.

Hallelujah!!!

2006-09-27T15:16:00.000-07:00

I'm bad, i'm bad, u kno it, u kno it...

After hours of testing Gela's patience and her natural goodness to humankind i've finally gotten the hang of links...sorta. So i'll be linkin away for the nex coupla days.

Pon anotha itation...got pissin to rass high (read drunk) monday nite... at de beginnin of de week u say...not really. i wuk every day so there's no beginnin or end....u gotta tek it wen u get it. had a stressful day at de office an one o de seniors mash de i man corn...so it all ended wit me at my favourite watering hole - Jerries - a few good bredren and lotsa fry fish. de nite neva done till nex mornin. not quite sure how much we drank but they ran outta Guinness and joggers were comin out. Had a feelin of deja vu. But seriously...sometimes i get a drinkin jumbie (duppy for my jamaican frenz). Jus wanna say fuck it all...U kno...It's a stressful life i tellin u. U gotta earn...u gotta look out for a good mate (tank gawd i'm pass dat one), u gotta mek sure u aint get caught up in no rass...u gotta mek somn o yuhself...dont get in de police way...or de gunmen way...then every facet o life bring they own challenge...home, work, relationship, friendship...shit. Ambition is a bitch...but where would i be without it...probably in jail...as somebody's bitch. yeeeeesh!!!!! I too red to go jailhouse...I gon walk de straight an narrow. Wuk hard, party hard and hope this life aint too hard on me.

I'm out.

sigh

2006-09-23T09:27:00.000-07:00

I started trying to do those goddam links again. I see two of the thingees in the sidebar dat said edit me have disappeared. Ah well...I'll get back to dat at some other time. Right now i hav a headache. Too much alcohol last nite.

Stepping out of the closet

2006-09-21T04:40:00.000-07:00

I'm tired of hiding behind a facade, never revealing the real me. No more. I'm coming out. From now on I'll do it the way I want to and damn the consequences. There's only so much a person can take before giving in to what they really feel inside. It is the only way I can achieve peace.

By the way, I'm not gay if that's what you're thinking. lol. I have finally decided to reveal my identity on the blogosphere. You may or may not have known me as bakannal_luva the "insomniac slacker." Looking to be a bit more mellow these days (right!). The truth...i totally fucked up my last blog trying to figure out how to do links. But that's neither here nor there. I also grew tired of the kind of stuff that tickled my fancy then. I'd like to think there's a bit more to the party animal named bakannal. Perhaps not a lot...but we'll see what develops along the way.

Anyways...welcome to my world.